J.A.G. Turned Me Into A Mutant

from Pissin Ammo EP (2022) by TJ Cabot

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When everything turned to shit, when everything went all wrong
Was serving my probation and cleaning up the tarponds
When a group led by Marchochio, they all attacked
A heart for mother earth, but for me, they all lacked
They saw a Talkback pin and they were not impressed
Then took me by both arms, well you can guess all the rest.
They dragged me right to the ledge and threw me off the edge
then sure enough I was drowning in brown sludge

Climbed up and staggered out, to the surprise of me
I stood at 7 feet tall and had the strength of 15
I couldn't feel any strain, i couldn't feel any pain
Anger for Bruno's gang, well it dulled everything.

Thought they were gonna help....
They never heard me yelp...
Instead they put me through hell!

Turned on the morning show to keep me head in the loop
And sure enough he called - head of the Joint Action Group
He wouldn't shut his mouth, he held up every line
But I was glad he did, cause I knew he was mine
Hopped on a Transit bus, headed to CJCB
and standing there in the distance I could clearly see
That pony-tailed jerk and his entire posse
But in addition to a truckload of concrete.
They chased me all over town, they buried me face down
Under a dog park and playground.

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from Pissin Ammo EP (2022), released October 22, 2022

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TJ Cabot Moncton, New Brunswick

In April 2020, well-intentioned traitor to his hometown of Millville, TJ Cabot, teamed up with various rigs, roy-olivers and rejects of the Boularderie Island Separatist Liberation Army to record a batch of campfire sing-a-longs and fight anthems to entertain and inspire the troops before the great St. Andrew's and Seal Island Bridge explosions. ... more

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